10. SWAT team descends on farmer draining mud puddle

9. GOP, Dems in partisan battle over whether sky is actually blue

8. Farmer shoots down neighbor’s drone hovering over backyard pool

7. Rancher jailed for hurting cow’s feelings

6. Corn limit-up, limit down, limit-up, limit-down...

5. U.S. defaults on loan; China takes possession of Illinois

4. Animal rights activist has hornectomy after attempt to liberate bull from pasture

3. Solar flare incapacitates robotic tractors; old-timers brought out of retirement

2. Oil prices soar for absolutely no reason whatsoever

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