10. The book says they need amino acids so you better throw in a couple of those.

9. The Extension agent advised us to feed some cake to our cows but the people at the bakery thought I was crazy.

8. This is so much cheaper than buying canned or frozen corn.

7. What are you supposed to do with the feed after it’s been...recycled?

6. They’re miniature cows—don’t you have any miniature feed sacks?

5. But what if Trigger really, really likes French fries?

4. I actually think my cows would prefer honey to molasses.

3. The pigs have plenty of grass but they just keep getting skinnier.

2. I simply had no idea how uncouth chickens could be.

1. Oh I really don’t think our horse needs much feed—he seems to be enjoying the wooden fence.

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