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9. Solar flare incapacitates farm machinery; Old-timers brought out of retirement

8. Neighboring farmers launch drone war

7. GOP, Dems disagree on everything except pay raise

6. PBR forced to use mechanical bulls; hundreds of clowns out of work

5. Trump negotiates hotels-for-soybeans trade deal

4. Animal rights activist attempts to liberate bull from pasture; In fair condition after horn removal

3. EPA SWAT team descends on farmer putting gravel in mud puddle

2. Oil prices soar for absolutely no reason whatsoever

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