10. (Looking in the rear view mirror) Um, where’s the trailer, man?

9. Are those cows on this side of the fence or the other side?

8. (In the sorting pen) Don’t weaken, don’t weaken, don’t weaken — RUN!

7. (At the working chute) Hey Dad, wasn’t that your bull prospect?

6. Thirty days has September, April, June and … shoot, I thought the first was tomorrow.

5. I told my order buyer I didn’t mind steers that needed a little attention but I didn’t mean life support.

4. So, why is that diesel tractor parked by the gas barrel?

3. I thought you were going to turn the water off.

2. Get right up behind ‘em like this and you won’t get kicked.

1. Aw honey, you know I didn’t mean it like that.