10. Forget the steak, how ‘bout cookin’ up some of that ginger-infused kale puree for supper?

9. Five o’clock — the rest of the hay can wait ‘til tomorrow.

8. Let’s skip the farm sale and head straight for the mall.

7. Seems cheap — you sure you didn’t leave something off my bill?

6. Well, whoever’s elected I’m sure they’ll do a fine job.

5. Son, you just run that planter however you see fit.

4. Man, they’re practically giving these new pickups away.

3. The cows will have to wait — “The View” is coming on.

2. Rainfall has been absolutely perfect this year.

1. No, thanks. Got plenty of caps.