10. Rapidly decomposing armadillo stuck in undercarriage.
9. Wake-up: Auto-steer will take you into a pond in 10, 9, 8, 7…
8. Kick it in; the price is dropping.
7. Quit trying to get unstuck — you’re just making it worse.
6. Miracle product salesman parked at edge of field; pretend like you don’t see him.
5. Header just located your missing t-post.
4. Suggestion: Pick-up some of these #@*& rocks!
3. If you’ll stop singing along with the radio for a minute you’ll notice the combine sounds like a runaway roller coaster.
2. Did you forget to fertilize?
1. Hey Einstein, you’re in the neighbor’s field.