Farm Talk's Top 10

10. Spending your wife's vacation fund money on yet another bargain cow at the sale barn.

9. Bending over to pick up your cap when there’s a cow with a newborn nearby.

8. Proving to your son you can still throw bales higher than he can.

7. Standing between a herd of 4-Hers and the Tilt-A-Whirl when the county fair carnival opens.

6. Kicking the proverbial immovable object after hearing the market report on the radio.

5. Trying to convince that cow-from-hell rip to go over there when she really wants to go over there.

4. Throwing any kind of metal tool at a tractor tire.

3. Getting in a hurry crossing the dairy cows' concrete loafing area.

2. Demonstrating the proper way to climb over a barb wire fence.

1. Just about any activity that is preceded by the statement, "Well I'll be darned if I'm going to pay somebody to do that." 

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