Farm Talk's Top 10

10. Leave the gate open — the cows won’t bother.

9. That horse doesn’t have an ounce of buck in him.

8. Don’t weaken and that ol’ cow will turn back.

7. You know, I believe this corn market still has some upside in it.

6. Been driving through this wet spot for 20 years and haven’t been stuck once.

5. Those are extra heavy-duty bull-proof panels.

4. No rain in the forecast — we’ll unload that feed in the morning.

3. You can run a good 20 miles after the fuel gauge says empty.

2. Just stand your ground and that dog won’t bite.

1. Now watch — if you get right up close behind a calf you won’t get ... ^#$%!

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