Farm Talk's Top 10

10. We hooked it to the computer and, well, I’ve never heard the computer laugh before.

9. Before we complete the repairs, we’re going to have to get a lien on your farm.

8. It’ll probably be spring before we get to it — the spring after next.

7. The parts are going to take a while to get here what with all the civil unrest in Czechzikistan.

6. We’ve got the new guy working on it — he used to fix golf carts.

5. But a complete overhaul is routine maintenance for this particular model.

4. Keep it away from dust and moisture and it’ll run fine.

3. We sold that tractor to a guy from Tennessee — you sure that was your tractor?

2. Listen, if you want to sell this thing, my brother-in-law collects antique tractors.

1. It still runs a little rough but we did fix the cup-holder.

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