Farm Talk's Top 10

10. From-the-cab transmission access.

9. Custom bumper shaped to fit south end of north-bound neighbor’s bull.

8. Worst windshield cracks are on passenger side.

7. Non-functional odometer extends time between oil changes.

6. Comes with vise-grips window roller-downer.

5. Seasoned tire tread will not kick up gravel.

4. Number nine wire radio antenna handy for emergency fence-fixing.

3. Places to hook on chain are well marked.

2. Perfect for convincing lender you’re not blowing money.

1. Who’s going to steal it?

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