10. From-the-cab transmission access.
9. Custom bumper shaped to fit south end of north-bound neighbor’s bull.
8. Worst windshield cracks are on passenger side.
7. Non-functional odometer extends time between oil changes.
6. Comes with vise-grips window roller-downer.
5. Seasoned tire tread will not kick up gravel.
4. Number nine wire radio antenna handy for emergency fence-fixing.
3. Places to hook on chain are well marked.
2. Perfect for convincing lender you’re not blowing money.
1. Who’s going to steal it?