10.  You can just see that earring getting hooked on a cow’s horn, bale spear or about 500 other things.
 9.  Seems preoccupied with his cell phone signal.
 8.  Can’t work past 5 and needs a couple of personal days next week. 
 7.  Says the manager at the fast food place he worked for two days felt his unique skillset could be better utilized in another industry.
 6.  Wants to know if that tractor can do a wheelie.
 5.  Allergic to plants and animals.
 4.  Lists petting zoo visit on job application.
 3.  Only equine experience is at the $2 window at the track.
 2.  Inquires about getting paid in advance.
 1.  A four wheeler! COOL!

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