The Top 10 rains of the year (in order)

10. January keep-the-lots-muddy rain.

9. Sub-32 degree rain on a day you need to take a road trip.

8. Planting time rain.

7. Warm soil rain to send your anhydrous into the stratosphere.

6. You have hay down and need to sidedress rain.

5. Mid-summer corn teaser rain — 6 inches of thunder and lightning, .03 inches of rain.

4. County fair toad strangler.

3. Late-summer soybean rain —80 percent chance and another .03 inches.

2. Screw-up harvest rain.

1. White, fluffy rain — gotta put out more hay on Christmas morning.