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July 9, 2013

The Top Ten thoughts going through a first-time urban 4-H dad’s head as he’s being chased through the carnival by a show steer gone mustang

Parsons, Kansas — 10. Maybe I should’ve broke him to lead before yesterday but I thought it’d be fresh in his mind.

9. How can he run that fast dragging what’s left of the new fitting chute?

8. He weighs over 1,300 pounds — surely he’s in worse shape than I am.

7. Man, I hope they didn’t have anything too valuable in that tent.

6. For what he cost me, he ought to be better behaved.

5. Who knew that was such a ticklish spot?

4. I swear I’m going to remember everyone who’s laughing.

3. There was nothing about this in the pamphlet the 4-H agent gave me.

2. So this is what they meant by ‘a little snorty.’

1. Next year it’s the entomology project. £

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