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Farm Talk's Top 10

June 3, 2014

The Top Ten rejected dairy promotion ideas

Pittsburg, Kansas — 10. Cow Pie Bingo on the White House lawn.

9. Dairy princess vs. PeTA activist slugfest.

8. Mac and cheese aerial drop on the Super Bowl.

7. National Take A Cow To Lunch Day.

6. Step up from milk moustaches to milk beards.

5. Photos of creepy meth-heads with ‘Doesn’t Drink Milk’ caption.

4. Social media rumor that winning lottery ticket somehow got dropped in a cottage cheese vat.

3. Pay off government’s Chinese loans with milk coupons.

2. Encourage switch from Gatorade to milk showers for winning football coaches.

1. Free ‘Drink Milk’ tattoos.

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