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Farm Talk's Top 10

May 13, 2014

The Top 10 places to look for your lost cell phone:

Parsons, Kansas — 10. At the bottom of the stock tank.

9. On the shelf at the farm and home store — maybe near the close-out sale on winter jackets or somewhere around the ‘Your Choice $5’ tool bin.

8. Between the seats in your pickup right next to the checkbook you lost last fall.

7. On top of the soap dispenser in the sale barn restroom.

6. On the tailgate of your seed dealer’s truck — now traveling down I-44.

5. One of the cows you recently tagged holding her head funny? Check in her ear.

4. Dial your number with somebody else’s phone while you walk up and down the row of big bales.

3. At the bottom of the clothes washer.

2. Identify the corn row with a lot of skips and look in the corresponding row unit.

1. Okay, so the camo case probably wasn’t one of your best ideas.

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