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Farm Talk's Top 10

February 25, 2014

The Top 10 last words uttered before a farm calamity:

Parsons, Kansas — 10. I’m positive the Roundup Ready beans are in that field and the Liberty Link beans are across the road.

9. Just watch, I can throw a slicker over this horse's head and he won't even move.

8. Don’t weaken and that ol’ cow’ll turn back.

7. I don't think we've seen the top of this market yet.

6. Been driving through this wet spot for 20 years and haven’t been stuck once.

5. Leave the gate open — the cows won’t bother it.

4. My wife will understand if I can't make it to her niece's wedding 'cause the sale ran long.

3. You can run a good 20 miles after the fuel gauge hits empty.

2. Stand your ground and that dog’ll never bite you.

1. Now watch — if you get right up close behind a calf you won’t get kicked.

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