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July 8, 2014

The Top Ten ‘don’t tell your mom’ moments

Parsons, Kansas — 10. When mom’s gone, it’s ice cream and Oreos for supper.

9. Working on the baler, Dad taught the kids a slew of new words.

8. The kids had to walk to the sale barn after school because Dad forgot to pick them up.

7. Mom’s new guest towels got used as shop rags.

6. Dad blew past the agreed upon max bid to buy his son’s show pig.

5. Dad let Jr. skip school on opening day of deer season.

4. The kids witnessed Dad buying sports rims for the 4-wheeler — right after nixing Mom’s new dishwasher idea.

3. Dad knocked the holiday turkey on the floor — and violated the 5-second rule.

2. Dad drove over Mom’s flowerbed — blamed it on the delivery guy.

1. Dad and the kids smuggled Mom’s boysenberry scones out to the dog — and he wouldn’t eat them, either.

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