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July 1, 2014

The Top 10 signs old age is edging closer

Parsons, Kansas — 10. Not only do you remember Uncle Joe from the Shady Rest Hotel at Petticoat Junction, you look like him.

 9. A young farmer mentions something ‘going viral’ so you suggest he call the vet.

 8. Kids in your grandson’s first grade class have names like Preston and Kaileigh — not a Bill, Mary or Joe in the bunch.

 7. The only web you’ve been on lately is the one that wrapped around your face while inspecting a grain bin.’

 6. Not taking typing in high school because it was ‘for girls’ turned out to be a big mistake.

 5. In the city you ask a kid if there’s a phone booth nearby and he says, ‘What’s a phone booth?

 4. The vet can’t understand why you got so upset when he suggested it was time to send the old bull to town.

 3. This YouTube thing — it’s something you inflate, right?

 2. You had to give up hunting because your creaking joints scare the game away.

 1. So when the heck did your first name become ‘Mr.’?

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