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Farm Talk's Top 10

June 17, 2014

The Top 10 new warning messages on combine instrument panels

Parsons, Kansas — 10. Rapidly decomposing armadillo stuck in undercarriage.

9. Wake-up: Auto-steer will take you into a pond in 10, 9, 8, 7…

8. Kick it in; the price is dropping.

7. Quit trying to get unstuck — you’re just making it worse.

6. Miracle product salesman parked at edge of field; pretend like you don’t see him.

5. Header just located your missing t-post.

4. Suggestion: Pick-up some of these #@*& rocks!

3. If you’d turn the radio down, you could hear that the straw walkers are now jogging.

2. Warning: Excessive late combining increases the chance of divorce.

1. Hey Einstein, you’re in the neighbor’s field.

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