Parsons, Kansas —
Guest Top 10 by Greg Kropf, Westphalia, Kan.
10. Your cat makes a suicide dive into the wood furnace when you open the door.
9. Your power stroke diesel has a stroke.
8. The temp display on the skid loader doesn’t display a temp, it just says “cold.”
7. You can’t decide if the old pickup needs a new battery or a starter or both.
6. The kids complain about the van being too cold, and then too hot.
5. One of your employees is chipping frozen coffee out of his favorite coffee cup.
4. Energy free waterers need a bucket of hot water to remain “energy free.”
3. You don’t care if the goats are loose on the highway again – survival of the fittest seems like a good policy.
2. The local crime wave takes a vacation.
1. Turning down cheap tickets for the Chief”s game seems like a good decision. £