10. Fill the pickup up with fuel.

9. Put it toward next year’s taxes.

8. Get a custom-made sale barn seat cushion with the

PeTA logo on it.

7. Stand for a round of deep-fat-fried Snickers bars at

the county fair.

6. Buy a real gate to replace the one that’s a combo bed-

springs and pallet concoction.

5. Get some lottery tickets, have all your caps dry-

cleaned and then just blow the rest.

4. Split it with some poor schmuck who makes over

75 grand and doesn’t get a dime.

3. Send nasty letters to people who make at least

$3,000 but don’t pay taxes and still get $300.