The Top 10 signs you might see in a small town

by Mark Parker

March 11, 2008 11:25 am

— 10. Live Bait & All-U-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet
9. Handicapped Tractor Parking
8. This Week’s Sermon: Reaping What You Sow—Skipping Church During Planting Season
7. Store Closed for Branding
6. Quiet Zone: Truck Drivers in Line at Elevator May Be Sleeping
5. Recently Liberated Emu Crossing
4. See The New Studebakers
3. Curl Up & Dye Beauty Salon
2. Cafe closed for away games
1. Welcome ... Come Again!