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Published April 15, 2008 02:43 pm - Farm page top 10 column Just Past the City Limits: What's that, Doc? By Mark Parker Farm Talk (Parsons, Kan.) The Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your veterinarian:
10. I figure, so what if I graduated at the bottom of my class - I still graduated, right? 9. Before I opened this practice I specialized in gerbils. 8. I can’t quite make out the label on this medicine but if memory serves me ... 7. Maybe he’s just asleep, ya think? 6. OK. The next time a heifer’s coming through you might want to give me a heads-up before I grab the clamps. 5. You wouldn’t happen to have a whole bunch of Pepto-Bismol would you? 4. Sorry about that but he’s a steer now. 3. I don’t have a thing scheduled all day but I need to get back in time for Oprah. 2. What did you call them again? - Herefords? 1. Do you know anybody who tans hides? Mark Parker writes for Farm Talk in Parsons, Kan. 
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